Craw-craww

Ladies and gentlemen snea...can we just have our bath at least twice daily.

I am not sure i got that craw craw spelling correctly but my mum use to say that we will have craw-craw (pruritus-itchy skin) if we do not have our bath regularly. which is how it sounds when you scratch that thing and forgetting your bustop.

I met a few people and i know a lot of people (girls, ladies, women even men, infact their own worse sef.) who have their bath only in the morning and i ask myself, is water the problem? abi we are mincing soap or its laziness.

Water and having a place to bath at home might be a serious  problemooo...some dude once shared with me his living experiences and challenges in Lagos  and i opened my mouth but remembered to close it after 60 seconds. 

He said that to have a bath where he lives you must pay 30 naira and good luck to you if you are so broke that the only money you have is 20 naira, then you will have to go to work that day without a bath or buy pure (sachet) water of 5 naira to wash your head and genitals. Tell me how this person will have a bath 2 times daily... hmmm, Superlyn this is for your pocket ooo 

Well, if you give me the option of laziness i will agree cos sometimes i am guilty of this, hiding under my duvet but that will mean i have been at home all day. 

But abeg oo if you go to work from 8am - 5pm and you are probably home by 6/7pm, jump into the kitchen, cook and clear dishes, and on the bed smelling of onions, pepper, cray fish and maggi, will you go to sleep like that? HELL NO!

I spoke to the men about erectile dysfunction but you ladies can actually be the cause of it. I mean if he wants to start by kissing your neck, that's sticky. If he tries to kiss your lips and he taste the soup that you tasted for salt while cooking....that's a complete piss off.

Always remember that men are moved by what they see and even what they smell. Clean armpit shaved, trimmed pubic hair, even our white talcum powder creates a seductive impulse after a bath in the evening.

Breast feeding mothers should also learn to clean up regularly as the breast milk leakages creates an awful smell and could put men away for the hoes outside not minding they had a full meal of that in their cradle days. Also for our nannies we should encourage them to regularly have their hands and body washed as these infants while carrying them sucks on their skin and any part of their body the babies come in contact with, if dirty, can cause diarrhea, and other stomach and intestinal infections for them , result is stooling and vomiting.

women with Intra-uterine contraceptive devices should not joke with this at all, this device after insertion makes women susceptible to infection especially after their monthly mensuration,infections only occur when a woman is not clean or doesnt have a regular change of pads or tampons or napkins, whichever is affordable just keep it clean. At the family planning clinic you will be taught to take care of that area after sex and after your period.

My brothers if you also get home and at midnight you call madam for some emotional connect and she refuses to connect to your network abeg check ya self. did you brush before sleeping?  or did you just have dinner and dozed off while watching Arsenal and Man city, abeg park well joor, as much as you want your lady to be clean and smell fresh they also desire the same, trust me your woman will give it to you in the latest style. 

Regular bathing also helps your skin glow and prevents pimples and other skin infections. i know how hard it is especially for mothers but we all got to try to keep it clean, fresh and young.